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Apr

I didn’t realize that I try to sleep my problems away until just now when I woke up from a three hour nap and started bawling because the problem didn’t solve itself.

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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Explaining the technical first time I had sex is the funniest shit and it only gets better with time.

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bvids:

When reverse gifs are better than the original.

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

piyox22:

義足のmoses

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THIS AGAIN

GUYS GO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW YOU WON’T REGRET IT

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