I didn’t realize that I try to sleep my problems away until just now when I woke up from a three hour nap and started bawling because the problem didn’t solve itself.
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
Explaining the technical first time I had sex is the funniest shit and it only gets better with time.